29 Jun
Yo Mat
I disappeared off Goobii for a couple of months, and you be uploadin’ pr0n on goobii, dawg? I couldn’t access goobii.com on my sk00l’s comp cuz it was classified as porn dawg. that aint kool. i thot we were homies!!!!!!!!!!!!!! whatevs, im gonna go and eat some sandwiches, WITHOUT YOU. YOU WITHOUT ME, EATING SANDWICHES WITH HAM AND CHEESE AND CRAP.
k bai.
P.S. i won’t forgive u if its bad pr0n
Filed Under: goobii
29 Jun
Hay Guys, I have a good reason
So I sat down for quite sometime thinking of a reason why I have not blogged in a long time. I’m going to settle on the, “I was dragged by four exotic man to a private island and was forced to spend several months as their slave” story. I haven’t worn clothes for quite some time on that island, so excuse me because I feel restricted right now wearing clothes for the first time since several months ago.
I have nothing much to blog about, but the other night I had a dream that I was walking on a planet but realized I was walking on my forehead and those red bumps are in fact my pimples.
I swear it’s karma. Never laugh at your friends when you don’t have pimples but they do. Cause UR LOOKIN’ AT DA RESULT.
And look some more, apparently pimples are contagious :3 just a friendly note.
Filed Under: Pictures
19 Jun
Trickle Ticking Virginia’s Secret.
They forcast sleet. In your fantastical land where a Swiss Watch are smelt from honey butter metal keeps time no better than my humble sand filled hour-glass. I watch you trickle, ticking by. Tocking, clocking, hair red-streaked sun shattered squished epithelial metropolism. Melted and re-smelted. I wonder what the Angel of Death would return as? Hari Krishna. Maybe a sloth, I have much pondering to do.
I bought the mini series “Angels In America” on dvd. Set in the mid 80’s it is primarily strung together with a bare storyline like an amature porn of monologues overfilled with philosophy. I like it. It also has a hot effeminate african-american homosexual character, with glitter. It’s also ironically, founded on some of my current curiosities; Philosophy in general, Mormons and angel wings from the Victoria’s Secret lingerie catalogue. Also, there are angels with eight vaginas who copulate all day. (Hentai, anyone?) In any sense, the abrupt characters are worth the watching, and the profanities spewing from Al Pacino are juxtaposedly amusing and confronting. I laugh. I think it’s healthy, isn’t it?
I’ve been wondering too, why my butt is always cold. I once believed it was insulation. But I now wonder, walrus-i have phenomenal levels of fat insulation.. as do whales.. and whales are warm blooded. If I were to pet a walrus, would they be cold to touch? Are their butts cold, too? Perhaps it’s poor circulation. Maybe if I smack it…. do walrus-i smack themselves? I think were I to try it, coupled with laughing at swearing homosexuals orgasming with angels, I’d soon be committed. Ho-ho Hee-hee……I think it best remain cold and insulated. Yes.
-Salty Pea
Filed Under: Religion, Philosophy, personal, Rant, Poetry
12 Jun
Bugz
I found a bug with clicking category tags or author tags. It’s supposed to sort posts by the relevant tag but instead it was returning all the pages, worst of all no-one told me. The only way I found out was when I went to filter my own posts and nothing changed.
Please if you find any bugs here let me know so I can fix them up..I’m only more than happy to :)
Anyway it’s fixed now..weehee
I should be writing documentation for ACAN 3.0 instead of this but I just thought i’d let you all know the issue has been solved. Yes I passed my Learners test..pssh 97% (1 wrong)
See you on the flip side.
Mat
Filed Under: random, goobii, General
07 Jun
Long time no see
Sorry it’s taken so long, I’ve been keeping myself busy lately working on my folio and generally trying to steer myself back toward more web/application development. I will admit it’s been a hard road as usually with all of my projects I will begin development and once I workout how to get over those first few large hurdles which the project is usually created to showcase, I get bored by the rest of it and will usually stop developing or deliberately procrastinate.
It’s my vice as a developer and creator because without completed work you can’t showcase anything. It’s like designing a car engine and then having no car to put it inside of, obviously your engine isn’t going to show its potential because there is no solid real-world example it’s merely prototype.
So what’s on the go you ask? Well firstly there is PHP Parrot which is an all purpose quote manager utilising my AJAX based scaffolding library ‘SPASM’ it’s intended for people who want something fast and easy to install so I’m worried that people won’t see the real potential of the backend code driving it. Also there is ACAN 3.0 which I haven’t really begun as I’m waiting on Muz to start writing the spec and his been extremely busy as always. I can see the future now, many many late nights ahead and more Skype conversations than you can poke a stick at…agreed Muz?
Aside from that I’ve been coding templates for various people one of which will be used as the base of a web application though I don’t think im at liberty to reveal details of that just yet.
Away from web development I’m reading on Object Oriented concepts using university literature handed to me by Konza with supplemented video lectures. Very interesting indeed and I think it’s starting to all click finally.
In real-life ™ I had an eye test recently and learnt that I have astigmatism as a result I have since purchased new glasses which I will be wearing anytime I’m not at the computer and maybe soon while driving. Yes I’m finally going for my Victorian license..haha
A few issues with certain family members have arisen too so anyone who has a moment to prey for them I’d much appreciate it…I don’t think prayer needs names, does it?
So all in all I’ve been keeping busy and I’m really sorry to neglect any long time readers but rest assured I’m not dead yet touch wood
Till next time,
Take care.
