20 May
Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
Yes, yes he does.
“Are you emo? Hang with us here!” I was wondering if that was supposed to be figurative, or a literal “hang” as to dangle from one’s neck until dead. When I saw this link (whilst feeding my ebay addiction) Am I Emo? Why the hell not, ‘click’. The link didn’t seem to work and I pout like an anime lolita for all of half a second. Considering that emo try hards refuse to be “labelled” as emo and would probably unleash their well manicured, pointy fingernails if you tacked on the “try hard” within audible range. I wasn’t surprised that no-one had signed up to join and the address had most likely shuffled off this mortal coil in despair. The lesson? Dont rely on emo’s. Either that or, it actually was ment to be taken literally.
Emo reminds me of Elmo and that just screws up the entire image of try hard stripey tight wearing over accessorised teenies transported from the eighties. When Richard Hunt presented Elmo for the first time, the producers agreed that the character laughed too much. (Who’s laughing now hu? With the multi million dollars in mechadise sales?) Elmo is way too over stimulating. I wouldn’t be surprised if kids haven’t noticed he has a personality. They sit there stunned into a stupor we interperate as them actually enjoying all that giggling. Actually, its sort of provocative and sexually ambiguous now that I think about it. Who loves his crayon more than Elmo?
Other underthought and similar advertisiments on the internet are those for IMVU. “Chat in 3D! Be a STAR!” Isn’t the real world already in 3D, and free? I admit, I signed up, provoked by the allure of fame, you know. Someone might notice Emo me and I can pretend that they love and want to save me and although secretly flattered and smitten, I’ll abuse them as though I don’t care and would rather hang by the neck until dead. Because for Emo’s that’s some appealing and erotic fantasy.. mmm… hanging.. drool. Like all role play games and online anything, you get the opportunity to be something you’re not, do things you wouldn’t normally and can’t usually get away with, such as being a troll and killing the beautiful people, rofl. Not surprisingly, all eight of the character images are attractive and unattainably thin 15 year old teenies, oh and one is a leprosy white zombie goth. Which makes me wonder if every single person on there is actually a fat old guy from Brazil. Possibly living in the same apartment block next door to eachother. I endeavored to be the most screwed up gorgous looking emo bitch I could. TAKE THAT psudo-emo whores! Muar ha!
Speaking of communal living. I’ve been catching up with an old friend, Amanda. It’s been some years but not much has changed. Nathan says since we started catching up again I’m notably “crude and raunchy”. I think it’s for the best, ha!
-Salty Pea
Filed Under: personal, Blah, Rant, random, General
13 May
Limit
“God will never give you more than you can handle”
Alright then stop, cos i’m at my limit
I painted this at 3am:
Refresh your cache please, changed the css.
ctrl + shift + refresh - ie & firefox
Filed Under: Christianity, bible, Blah
10 May
Things that interest me
I haven’t really wrote something all that ‘personal’ for quite some time so I thought I might just throw this out there and see the response I get, if indeed it does generate response otherwise meh I tried.
So in more of an effort to describe myself in a little more depth I’m going to share with you all some of things that genuinely interest me and perhaps a few that don’t. What I ask in return is a simple comment with your interests or perhaps make a blog entry about and trackback to this post, let’s all try learn something from the experience eh? For brevity I’m going to just make this a list with adjoined subheadings and perhaps some links to various information.
Continue reading
Filed Under: personal, General
08 May
Kenzie and Life With Babies
When you have a baby and they say “Don’t expect to sleep again.” They’re wrong. Expect to sleep, lightly, awaking at every infinitesimal sound and leaping out of bed to check the baby with the attempted stealth of a drunk ninja. Expect if you co-sleep, to be whacked in the chest, head, boob and face at random intervals by the sleeping babe. Expect also in this scenario, to forfeit the entire queensize bed and retreat to a poor excuse, slither of matress edge in effort to escape the whacking. Expect a sore neck as your head lulls intermittently during Mornings With Kerrie Ann, Songs of Praise and song clips on RAGE still under the late night lenient censor. (Yay for softcore porn.) Expect the eerie Harry Potter dream with zombies and nudity to merge rather convincingly with conscious land. Just don’t expect to be awake, for anything.
Want a date with the first dog? No worries: Kenzie, the competition.
-Salty Pea
Filed Under: personal, Blah, Rant, random, General
01 May
Rebooted..CSS that is
Tada i reveal to you my theme in it’s entirety for css reboot. I’d like to mention i’m pretty happy with the overall design and more than particular fond of the top header.
It really came all together 2 days ago while cruising around, I’d deffinately say a major inspiration was blabbermouth as well as the previous Machine Head website.
Well im launching this at 4am my time which i hope is 1800GMT this post you see here is being set to published via cron and i wrote it earlier on this evening aswell as the theme being switched over also via cron…mmm the joys of being spoiled with good tools.
So without further ado I give you Goobii Jagged 1.0 hopefully there are no bugs, i have tested it in Safari, IE6 and Firefox so please if you find something that doesn’t quite look ‘right’ dont hesitate to drop a comment here and let me know and i’ll do my best to fix it.
Otherwise with all that being said I hope you like the new look make sure to vote if you haven’t already. Make sure you also take a few minutes to comment on the new look even if you don’t like it, just drop a comment and let me know your thoughts. Constructive critisism only.. any random flaming and i will send a man eating slug after you! (his name is Alfred)
Enjoy,
Mat
