29 Apr
Profound Profanity
I was going to write something really profound, however in my travels it flirted aside my peripheral vision and out of range. Hinding somewhere no doubt. I can hear it shifting around in the cupboard upstairs. Silly thing. As long as it doesnt wake the baby it can do as it please. Or stick anything up my butt.. you know.. coz thats just not on. Outty hole!
Nb: If you seek salvation in the arms of ENDING YOUR OWN LIFE. Take the time to bang loudly on the door of a new mother’s home. Or a wall, preferably above the just soundly sleeping babe. Proceed to innocently proclaim that you “saw the sign but figured its 3pm and you MUST be up by now.” All the while wave raffle tickets in said seedy mother’s face and look around furtively like a mongoose. You had best read your last rights before attempting this, because the speed at which your jujenum suddenly projects past your epiglottis will hesitate no time for further speech.
DONT KNOCK ON MY DOOR! I dont care about the children with no books to read. It’ll engcourage their imagination, and there’s more money to spend on booze and cigarettes this way. Also, if my pyjamas consist of nothing, don’t be surprised when I answer the door dressed in such. You’re knocking, you obviously wanted to see me.
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Anywhore. Why is “profound” defined as; penetrating or entering deeply into subjects of thought or knowledge; having deep insight or understanding: a profound thinker.
Where as “profanity”: Abusive, vulgar, or irreverent language.
Is it offensive to have insight? To Socrates it would be, I suppose.. O.o
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On a side note, I have absolutely no idea where the Biannual catalogue from Oxfam went. I even scabbed through the bin looking for it. The kitchen bin.. where there are tea bags and youghurt and scraps of lamb shank. Alas, no catalogue. Unless perhaps that giant I-Ate-Your-Toupe’-For-Entree-Cocroach got to it first, rolled it up and used it as a toothpick. I’m just glad it’s too big to haul itself up the stairs, I’d be DOOMED!
-Salty
29 Apr
Css Reboot
Goobii will be entering CSS Reboot a bi-annual event held for designers to revamp their websites and attract alot of attention in the process.
Currently i have two designs that i have been working on in my spare time but I need to decide which one i’m going to go ahead with and make the relevant CSS to implement it. If you could all kindly head over to css reboot.com and vote for goobii i’d more than appreciate it :D
I don’t have much else to say so i’ll keep it short.
Lets hope that we can make it on time..Expect a new site theme May 1st fingers crossed
Take care,
Mat
Filed Under: General
23 Apr
Cake
Herro Maty-B
This be mah Blog ripsored from OD.
I is so emo, woe woe. I cut myself while peeling spuds so no ones knows’a.
G’day then.
-Salty
Filed Under: General
17 Apr
Virginia Tech Massacre
Read the new on this earlier and after much deliberation I’ve decided to drop in my two cents.
(sourced from the Sydney morning herald)
A gunman massacred 32 people at a US university, quarrelling with and slaying his girlfriend before calmly gunning down students and then taking his own life in the deadliest shooting rampage in US history.
The gunman first killed his girlfriend after an argument in a student dormitory and then killed a dormitory supervisor, a fellow student said.
Over two hours later, looking serious but calm and without uttering a word, the man stormed classrooms and massacred 30 more students before turning the gun on himself.
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Filed Under: School, personal, Rant
12 Apr
Google Developer Day 2007
As you may have noticed in the news on: Ajaxian and slashdot. Google are opening their doors to the public for a world developers day on May 31st.
Focusing on the theme “Building Blocks for Better Web Applications” Google Developer Day will explore innovative uses of Google developer products to create and enhance applications, integrate with Google services and reach millions of users on Google and beyond.
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