06 Oct
Some People Really Disturbs Me
I realise that Jenny have touched on this topic before, but I feel like writing it again in my own (Canadian ;)) terms.
Since the day that you were born, and know who to go to when you want breast milk, you know that there’s a difference between male and female. And as you step into your teenagehood, you start to become familiar with manners of a woman, and how it differs from man.
For one thing, you do not, I repeat, do NOT sit with your legs wide open as if you’re some really mighty business with their head up their ass, as if they own the world, because you aren’t. You’re a freaking human with boobs and a vagina, ACCEPT THE TRUTH AND STOP SITTING WITH YOUR LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN.
‘B-b-but it’s more comfortable.’
No. No. No. It’s more comfortable for men, you know to let their penis breathe, or whatever the terminology is. And if you still think that crossing your legs is highly comfortable, then I seriously think something is wrong with you. Tell me, does sitting with your legs open makes you feel 100% comfortable? I know I wouldn’t.
No, don’t think the males are going to get away either.
Axe, or as in the U.K ‘lynx’ is a deodorant. Please. STOP abusing it. Don’t think by spraying on it, you’ll be a chick magnet, because it’s the opposite. You probably is just another fat ass, and spraying it makes the girls think you work out at the gym. NO, just no. And even if you do exercise, don’t spray it unneccersarily, 1) it just really makes me think you must stink ALOT to be spraying so much 2) it makes it worse. Just spray it twice on your armpits and get it over, don’t overdo it by spraying it all over your locker and the hall, get over the fact that you’re trying to mislead people into thinking you’re rich cause you have ~~~deodorant~~~, it’s just deodorant man, not Armami or something.
I am to draw a conclusion that axe DOES make you lose brain cells, because most guys who abuse the deodorant seem to really lack in intelligence, and that the girls who sit with their legs wide open needs to get laid, so that they’re forced to cross their legs next time (or..not).Filed Under: Rant
